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That's right. I'll calling out ol' Tommy. He's got a long way to go to catch up to my RB2, Travis Henry.

Two baby mamas? Travis laughs in Tom's face for that. Three? That's for junior high kids. Four? Still amateur hour.

Travis sets the bar high for his competition with nine children with nine different women, scattered throughout the Southern U.S.

That's right, nine. Two more and in a few years we could see the all sibling football team.

If he scores anywhere near as often on the field as he does off of it y'all should just give me the trophy today.

Todd, is your team going to be able to play or are you going to be too busy keeping old Ron entertained in jail? What is wrong with crazy Mr. Vick anyway? Who here would spend their millions creating a dog fighting ring? Anyone? Bueller?

Well, once again I feel obligated to add my 2 cents worth. I just put my two pennies down on the table...

I am diggin' the picture of Brian rubbing the big ball trophy. Hmmm... I think I am going to leave that one alone.

All I have to say is that, "I ain't no Holla back girl!"

Kent, want to trade me for Michael Vick? You can have my first born child and my student loans from grad school.

Todd, thanks for the amazing t-shirts. I will wear them with honor as I attempt to woo the local Orlando Skankosaurs.

Sherry, what is up with no postings...it's not like you have a baby attached to your breast or something. Get with it sis!

Thought for the day: "A mighty tighy whities and I'm smugglin' plumbs..."

1: Days old the newest member of the Nadai family will be at draft time
2: Number of owners who will change the background of the site using the Settings section
2: Number of teams that reach the playoffs that did not last year
3: Number of drafted players that will be on Kevin's roster at the end of the season
3: Number of players who are out for the year/retired/announcing/dead who will be drafted this Sunday
4: Number of owners who remember their passwords
4: Weeks before someone is penalized under the lineup submission rule
7: Number of times Todd will swear at his players. In the first quarter of the first game of Week 1.
13: Pounds of barbecue leftover after the draft
31.2: Scoring average for the year
131: Number of times a variant of the phrase, "Good pick," will be uttered at the draft
166: Letters in Brian's team name next year
193: Number of hours Todd will spend making that name fit on the web site
490: Highest scoring team this year
1498: League dollars left in account of player with the most remaining at the end of the year

Feel free to add your own.

Greetings to all and good luck to everyone this weekend. Sadly, I must apologize for my dismal performance from last weekend. I, honestly, thought I had turned my line-up in per usual. The real distressing thing is that even if I had gotten my line-up in on time with the proper folks in, the only thing I would have accomplished was, maybe, another 16 points; still well shy of the 52 that soundly kicked my arse. So much for a solid 4-1 start! ! ! I'm looking forward to a crescendoing second half, regardless of game eight. Hoping to see y'all in the playoffs! That's right, Jim Mora, I said PLAYOFFS!

Ok you guys, time to stage THE COMEBACK. After my usual dismal start (1-5 which would be 0-6 except for opening game forfeit gift)
I'm ready to play some ball. No personnel changes - just an attitude adjustment. Not saying I'm going to win all the rest of my games but if you plan on beating me you will have to score some points.
My goal is to make my final reg season game vs. division leader Baddogs (5-1) have an impact on the MFFL playoff picture.
Good Luck to everyone this weekend...Looks like you're my 1st draw
Quicksilver - get some rest and we'll see you on the field tomorrow.
Burner

Brian Malone, I wish you and your team the best of luck this weekend. Although, I sincerely hope and plan on beating your team like a red headed step child! Great Bio on the site by the way! ! ! Alas, being one of the founding members, my bio is still awash in the negligence of one Todd Draper. Toddie, I'll trade your busy schedule for my 8, 4, and 8 month old and we'll see who can get a bio up! Just havin' a little fun, best wishes to the rest of the League this weekend. Go Rams! ! !

Sincerely,
The Myopic Wonder

The season starts!
The whistles shrill
Gods take the field
To test their will

On to the fight!
They meet each in turn
The Voters to swing
The Burners to burn

Glory! Cries the day
When Bad Dogs fight
The (Polyester) Bride wears white
The Red Mosquito bites

Untouchables whack
Quicksilver glints
Blues on the break
The Moose, he squints

Vendors vend
Punters Muff
Double Ended Barbara
Can't get enough

Wounds: Blood and gore
Like a day in Hell
Just business as usual
In the MFFL

But a Black Sunday brings
The impulse to yield
When a terror shadow
Takes to the field

The air turns cold
And silences the bird
The sun stops shining
A whimper is heard

Choked is the throat
Paralyzed the tongue
For surely something wicked
This way comes

A shiver is felt
Evil obtains
Breath comes short
Courage wanes

Defeat on display!
Carnage for gawking
Evil-sacred is the place
Where dread came stalking

Where women shed tears
And men stop talking
Dreaded is the day
You face BLIND MAN WALKING!

Before the season starts is the perfect time to set some over/under numbers.

1: owners who don't understand their logos
2: number of games that Kent will win
3: number of out-for-the-season players that get started on opening day
4: weeks before Fred Taylor is out for the season
5: weeks before Whitesell is eliminated from playoff contention
6: season total of rushing TDs for all of Brian's running backs combined
7: number of owners that think Adam's team name is dirty

BTW, who did win the MFFL championship last year? I don't remember seeing anything about it.